Amusing IM #32840324

(3:27:27 PM) Matt: mr salesman
(3:27:38 PM) Matt: weird that you're selling a load of bits and bytes init
(3:27:40 PM) Matt: not like a fat chair
(3:27:46 PM) Matt: or a massive load of jam
(3:27:52 PM) Matt: 'would you like any jam'
(3:27:54 PM) Matt: 'no'
(3:27:56 PM) Matt: 'oh'
(3:27:57 PM) Chris: im essentially just selling the rights to use it
(3:28:01 PM) Matt: see that's what your job would entail
(3:28:05 PM) Matt: if you sold jam
(3:28:13 PM) Chris: yeah hard
(3:28:28 PM) Matt: or I guess when you had been there for a while, you'd be able to bust out multiple jams